When life is being a bitch, fight back.
We struck the same pose, but we’re still rather different. I’m better :)

We struck the same pose, but we’re still rather different. I’m better :)

silenceismine:

YES YES YES YES YES.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY ABOUT BEING A MINNESOTAN. MINNESOTA, I LOVE YOU!!!!!

12th STATE!!!

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

i-o-u-a-fall:

chroniclesofpanem:

tunadeluna:

ninejuanjuan:

bromofasho:

nigga-chan:

nicoosuxx:

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

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Remember when people cared about Kony?

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Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

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Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

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Remember the Alamo?

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Remember the Titans?

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remember who you are

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remember, who am i?

bre-aking:

My mom’s mother’s day gift this year is the fact that I haven’t made her a grandmother yet. You’re welcome. 

crazyweasley:

Aw poor Steve

crazyweasley:

Aw poor Steve

bethe12guideme:

alyy393:

curiositykilledthekitten:

So in love with this.

wow this is good.

My favorite by far.

bethe12guideme:

alyy393:

curiositykilledthekitten:

So in love with this.

wow this is good.

My favorite by far.

thebiochemedian:

The most heartbreaking line in all of science-fiction-musical fandom. 

lvysaur:

sluttyoliveoil:

lvysaur:

lvysaur:

when i say peeka you say boo

peeka

chu

shut the fuck up

am0rdeliria-nerv0sa:

sammneiland:


mybuttisaurus:


i-justreally-like-cats-okay:



Calming CAT!



oh my god it is calming


i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.


woah how does it do that

am0rdeliria-nerv0sa:

sammneiland:

mybuttisaurus:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

woah how does it do that

keldulmo:

villenoire:

serialkiller-obsessed:

Last Words
Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”
Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”
John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”
Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”
Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”
Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.” 
James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”
 Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)
Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”
Tom Ketchum -  “I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast, boys. Let her rip!”

This is my new favorite post.

sassy serial killers

keldulmo:

villenoire:

serialkiller-obsessed:

Last Words

  • Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”
  • Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”
  • John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”
  • Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”
  • Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”
  • Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.” 
  • James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”
  •  Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)
  • Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”
  • Tom Ketchum -  I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast, boys. Let her rip!”

This is my new favorite post.

sassy serial killers

theoriginalspike:

countandi:

humped-pelican-crossing:

randall is holding cupcakes
i repeat
cupcakes
this is gonna be tragic as fuck

Wanna know something better?
The cupcakes actually spell out “BE MY PAL”.
RANDALL IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL. PREPARE TO DROWN IN TEARS.

I’M GONNA HAVE EMOTIONS ABOUT THE BAD GUY AGAIN GODDAMN IT

theoriginalspike:

countandi:

humped-pelican-crossing:

randall is holding cupcakes

i repeat

cupcakes


this is gonna be tragic as fuck

Wanna know something better?

The cupcakes actually spell out “BE MY PAL”.

RANDALL IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL. PREPARE TO DROWN IN TEARS.

I’M GONNA HAVE EMOTIONS ABOUT THE BAD GUY AGAIN GODDAMN IT

You are not a Water Type Pokemon, Pikachu.

You are not a Water Type Pokemon, Pikachu.

At 22 years old, you’ve got your first oscar and you’ve already had 2 nominations, it’s awfully young to have so much success so far.. do you feel it’s a good thing that it’s coming so early in the career?

averypotterurl:

neildegrassetyson:

Who is the most attractive US president of all time?

It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln 

THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS

IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES

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#MORE LIKE RUTHERFORD B. HEEEEEEYYYYYYY HOW /YOU/ DOIN’